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Keywords: AMBROSIA ARCADE FUN ACTION ANDREW WELCH BEN SPEES GAME SHAREWARE
From the time we enter grade school until our matriculation, we are
indoctrinated with a drive to "make it" -- to ascend the corporate
ladder, earn a large salary, and produce successful offspring. This game
won't help you with any of that. It can, however, train you in the ways
of the swivel chair, the most versatile piece of furniture since the
ottoman with built-in soda fridge.
Throughout much of the world, workers have harnessed the power of the
swivel chair as a mobility aid. Kicking, scooting, and swiveling
liberates many who would otherwise need to get out of their chairs
throughout the course of the day. But there is only one who dares to mix
the wheels of the swivel chair with the rungs of the corporate ladder.
His coworkers call him Harry.
Join Harry the Handsome Executive as he scoots and kicks his swivel
chair through the halls of ScumCo in this delightful action game
developed by Ben Spees.. The path to job security is fraught with many
perils! Harry must avoid discomfort caused by dart-throwing middle
managers, rebellious customer service drones, crazed chemists, and a
host of other enemies. All the while, he must maintain corporate favor
or risk the feared pink slip.
Harry is not without his own weapons: he can (ahem) acquire explosive
soda cans from vending machines, and he knows how to handle an
industrial-strength staple gun -- perfect for any offensive action in
the modern workplace. Meanwhile, ScumCo's President, Dr. Ubermann, has
orchestrated a top-secret chemical manufacturing project. Perhaps
uncovering it will help Harry answer the question that has been plaguing
him since his first day on the job -- "Just what does ScumCo do,
anyway?"
Feel the synergy of a realistic office environment, and
GenuineSwivelChair Physics. Challenge youself to go against the current
as you pass the strong winds of the central HVAC system. Navigate the
legendary catacombs beneath the floors of ScumCo, and unravel the secret
of ScumCo Tower. Goal actualization has never been so much fun.
Price: $20.00
Requires: 256 Color Screen, 13" or Greater; 040 or PowerPC recommended